My daughter loves to destroy toilet paper. And she sometimes loves to eat it, too. But she mostly just loves to unroll it and flail it around and tear it into strips to flail and then crumple up and leave everywhere after briefly sucking on them.
So, basically, my daughter is like a cat with toilet paper. Or a dog. But pet, nonetheless. She is an animal.

God, thank you for my daughter and for my husband. Please, keep them and me safe and make us well. In your name, I pray. Amen.
Post-a-day 2025