My daughter still wants to bite me and scratch me and pinch my nipples while I’m trying to go to bed at night.
Oh, and a chicken was horribly murdered. One that I really liked. So, I’m super upset about that, actually.
God, guide us kindly, please. Keep us safe and make us well. Show us the way financially, please. In your name, I pray. Amen.
Post-a-day 2026