Men

Are all men alike?

Will every man urinate pathetically, getting urine on the toilet and the floor around it, even in his own home?

Seriously, if they are all going to be like that, I kind of don’t want one… that’s just so ew, I can’t figure out how other people can stand to live with them and share bathrooms with them.

I mean, what is the point of potty training them, anyway, if they just get it all over the place as adults and never seem to care?

Also, why does every man’s bathroom in my near-age bracket contain a boatload of icky short hairs that just make it look like he pulls them out of his nose every morning?

I mean, really, guys?!

Come on…

I think seeing a guy’s bathroom would give me a big heads up as to whether he even would be worth considering, because I need a clean bathroom in my home in life.

Period. ;P

Post-a-day 2019