“And so,” said Mr. Cat, “it is ever so wise to keep your tail under close watch. You never know what might be after it.”
The young little kittens stared in awe as Mr. Dog walked past happily with a baby gripping solidly to his tail, trailing after him.
“Crazy dogs love that stuff… but not we cats. No, sir-ee. They can enjoy the babes on the floor, and we’ll enjoy the windowsill.” After a few moments of consideration, he added, “And papers, of course. Really important ones, if possible.”