In a comical and slightly intoxicated – truly only slightly on the one side, and then sober on the listening side – conversation between two girls (women) this past weekend, I heard the following line, delivered slightly like a five year old’s declaration of wanting her own birthday cake at someone else’s birthday party, from the girl who has a boyfriend:
I want a boyfriend who does the sex to me every day.
She then proceeded to say, “I really do,” in an effort to convince the sober, single friend who was laughing deeply beside her.
And no, English was not a foreign language for either – they were all too clearly native English speakers.
I think that’s part of what makes the silly statement so wonderful.
I am still laughing at the whole thing today, days after the fact, it was so odd and goofy…