Every so often – okay, let’s be real here… probably almost every month, and sometimes multiple times a month – I envy men for their lack of menstruation. But then, out of nowhere, I remember that not only do they have an embarrassing display when they are, shall we say, stimulated in public, but they have penises. I totally take periods over penises. For females, we only have to hang around with our periods for about a week every month. But guys, their penises hang around – and quite literally – all the time. That just sucks, in my opinion. I mean, I occasionally also think that breasts are a hassle with running and other bouncy sports. But that is nothing compared to having to deal with something getting in the way of my stride and any other leg movement at all times. Ugh… poor guys.