Tonight, I share what to me is a multi-layered comical message exchange between me and a girlfriend, from earlier tonight.
D: They won’t leave 😭
H: They’ve been there over two hours, right?
Are you going to want to watch a movie still, or
just slowly go to bed a this pint?
D: Leaving in a few min, so it’s up to you!
H: Nah. I napped this afternoon, but I’m already
exhausted – I can feel it in my eyes. I started
my period yesterday, and it’s really draining
D: Ok I’m probably going to go to bed too
H: I can’t even get myself to get up and go
shower, it seems like such a hassle
D: I have to make my bed before going to sleep
and I’m dreading it lol
I washed my sheets today lol
H: Uh. That just reminded me that my laundry
is in the dryer on the first floor. I have to
go outside to get it
I have no more clean socks
But that can wait for morning
D: Lol why would someone die their dog pink?
I laughed pretty hard at my discovery of my “literally” comment/statement, and it hurt my organs, and made me have to rush to the bathroom… gotta love the absurdity of our reproductive systems, right?